Horror in Sengkang
July 12, 2005Today, I was being attacked in Sengkang. I don’t what I’d done, but I just know that I don’t deserve this kind of treatment. So what had happened?! Let me first list down the attacker’s weapons.
On my hair: Glitter Gel, some unknown hair gel and hair mousse that was unused for 4 years.
On my face: Mud Mask and some unknown facial cream
On my body: Baby Cologne and women’s perfume
I was just going to Sengkang to take my mp3 player from the attacker. However, the attacker asked me to install the Adobe photoshop for her (so as to distract my attention). Once she had succeeded in distracting my attention, she began her first attack, that is putting lotsa “unknown-brand” hair gel and glitter gel on my hair. Luckily, the glitter gel was spoilt, so she could not use it on my hair. However, she’d got a backup, i.e. the hair mousse.
Second attack: While I was still busy installing the photoshop, she quickly began her second attack, which is to pour the baby cologne and spray the women’s perfume on my back.
Third attack: This is the worst attack, which is to apply some mud mask on my face. However, I was able to escape this attack unscathed as I’d already finished the whole installation.
In the end, my whole body was “giving off” some kind of weird smell and I was so embarrassed when taking the bus. BTW, the attacker’s name is Big-Nosed Fungus.
P.S. This real-life story was exaggerated by me. So don’t take it so seriously!
